1% Milk

Dear 1% milk,
I am glad we crossed paths today when I put you in my cereal. We haven't see each other in a long time, because i switched over to fat free skim milk. It seems you are still bitter about that, because of the horrendous ache you are making my stomach have. i am sorry things have to end this way between us. ...I am a Fat free Skim milk women now. You are going to have to get over it!

August Man of the Month

Elvis Presley

Why you might ask? Today is the anniversary of Elvis's death. On August 16, 1977, Elvis was to begin another tour that night when that afternoon Alden ( his friend ) discovered him unresponsive on his bathroom floor. His death was officially pronounced at 3:30 pm at Baptist Memorial Hospital.
The world stopped as we knew it when everyone had to listen be noticed that The King was no longer with us on this earth. His health problem took a turn for the worse 4 years earlier when his divorce from Priscilla took effect on October 9, 1973. He overdosed on barbiturates twice that year, and went into a coma for three days in his hotel. His drug habit started in the army, where they gave him sleeping pills to fall asleep during time time. He had a pill to make him fall asleep, and a pill to make him wake up. His death was caused by overdosing on drugs.

This is the day that everyone will remember that the King officially died.

Thank you Elvis Aaron Presley for changing the way of music for us!

Ten things I want to do before I die

Ten things I want to do before I die

1. Visit DisneyWorld
2. Visit Europe
3. Visit Prince Edward Island with Sarah
4.  Do a shark cage in Hawaii
5. Visit Graceland
6. Get married
7. Have a family of my own
8.  Live on the edge with hang gliding,para sailing, and wind surfing
9. Visit the White House
10. Camp in a national park

July's Man of the month

JORDAN CRAIG!

Now normally I don't use people I personally know for the man of the month. The only time is when they have died, or has left the country. As for this situation, my friend Jordan is leaving the United States for Italy for an exciting new life. It's a new opportunity to join his brother in his new found business. Though everyone here is sad that we had to say goodbye, we also wish him the best of luck with his new found path.
So watch out Italian women!! Our stud muffin Jordan Craig is heading your way.
He's 34 year old, 6'1' fine Bass, guitar, saxophone, trumpet player. He's up for anything new, and LOVES to party. So if you happen see a bunch of zombies gathered together roaming around Florance, you can only guess who's in charge. ;)
He owns his own 2009 triumph motorcycle, so if you are looking for a little danger he is your man. However, Jordan does love and care a LOT about his friends and family. They mean the world to him.
So, this includes our July's man of the month.
For Jordan Craig deserves the respect for our man of the month.
Watch out Florance! He's coming!

Yes! There is ALWAYS room for cello

( in response to Ange's blog )

Have you ever seen a head banging trio of men who play cello? Well, I haven't up til an hour ago! Their trio is called Melo-M, and I have to say they are AMAZING!!
Apparantly, they are world famous and only have been together 5 years.
Melo-M is a latvian instrumental cello rock trio, which are three classically trained cellists named Kārlis Auzāns, Valters Pūce, and Antons Trocjuks. The trio's name is derived from the word melomania





http://melo-m.lv/?textid=2 ( their website )

Losing Weight

Finally!

Tuesday, July 6, 2010
The Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel during a hearing in Beverly Hills
sentenced Linsey Lohan to 90 days in jail Tuesday after ruling she violated probation in a 2007 drug case by failing to attend court-ordered alcohol education classes.
her attorney Shawn Chapman Holley had to watch her crying next to him