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Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Saturday, October 27, 2007
ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity
- At lunch time, SIT in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down......
- Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask "Do you want fries with that?"
- Put your garbage can on your desk and label it " in ".
- Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Then once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
- In the memo field of your checks, write " for smuggling diamonds "
- Finish all your sentences with " In accordance with the prophecy "
- dont use any punctuation
- As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
- Order diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
- Specify that your drive-through order is to go.
- Sing along at the opera.
- Go to a poetry recital and ask why the peoms don't rhyme?
- Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
- Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
- Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
- When the money comes out of the ATM, scream " I won!, I won! "
- When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, Yelling " Run for your lives, their loose! "
- Tell your children over dinner, " Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go. "
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