it's time

muscle spasms + acid reflux = suckness = time to lose weight

April 7Th the journey begins

It's wednesday morning

I am half asleep and think this is funny

Tarzan came home from a hard day's work and said:
"Jane, it's a jungle out there!"

:)

Shhhhh! The 13th day of Lazmas

On the morning of the 13th day of Lazmas:

We headed to Griddle Cafe which was by the directors of America. Sat between to my two friends Justin and rosetta which both had the biggest pancakes I have ever seen! It was incredible!

After head back to Laz's laz and steph went to go take a nap while we all busted out a game called munchin. Probably the one of the funniest games I have seen. The card and rules alone were so ridiculous that it was just funny. like a card that makes you have a sex change if you get that card.
The secret 13th day of Lazmas

Lazmas IV

things lost:
someone's dignity
someone's virginity
someone's sanity
2 cellphones
and a pair of keys
someone's pair of pants

Hmmm.......Good times :D

I'm not a baby, I'm a MAN, I am an ANCHORMAN.!!!

Great Odin's raven it's

National "Anchorman: the Legend of Ron Burgundy" Status Day!

...Tits McGee is on vacation

The human torch was denied a bank loan.

I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it.

Let's go over the ground rules. Rule number 1: No touching of the hair or face... AND THAT'S IT!

Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?

Don't you know I'd never say fuck. Fuck!!

It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.

YOU STAY CLASSY San Diego.

Peep Jousting

Welcome to Peep Jousting 101.

To participate in this activity you will need the following items.
Supplies1-4 Packs of Marshmallow Peeps. (Make sure they are different colors as to avoid any confusion during the event.
1-2 Packs of tooth picks.
1 Microwave (Better to get one that has a rotating hot plate. Makes the sport more epic and gives you a full view of the battlefield.)
1 Fire extinguisher (Just in case a toothpick or marshmallow matter combusts. It's rare but it does happen.)
Procedure
1: Prepare your peeps by inserting a toothpick to the right or left breast area.
2: Make sure both toothpicks are level as possible with each other.
3: Seperate both peeps so that their picks are just grazing each other's tips.
4: Set the microwave to a high level heat setting. "Explained later."
5: The time you set on your micro is dependent upon how many peeps you have in the microwave at once. "Explained later."

Rules

1: Under no circumstances may you modify your peep other than with its designated tootpick.
2: You will only use one toothick per peep.
3: The bodily distance between two peeps should always be three inches.
4: The timer is always set according to the number of peeps in the match. (Normally one minute or one minute and thirty seconds per peep in microwave.)
5: If there are mutliple peeps in the microwave there must be an equal amount on each opposing side. E.G. Three pink peeps vs Three yellow peeps.
6: You may not open the microwave or stop the timer until the inputed number has expired. Doing so results in disqualification for the offending party.

Regulations

1: The last peep standing after the timer expires claims victory. In the case of of multiple peeps "more than two" the color that has the most peeps "alive" wins.

2: A peep is dead if:
a) It's unrecognizable "melted to more basic components."
b.) It explodes.
c.) Is pierced by an opponents toothpick during the battle. There are cases where a peep explodes and its toothpick pierces the opponent. This does mean that both peeps are dead.
In the case of multiple peeps or team battle, if a toothpick of a friendly peep "same color" pierces one of it's teammates, that peep is considered KIA.d.) If your peep tips over and or falls it is considered dead.

3:A peep is alive if:
a.) It is still recognizable. In most cases it retains color while still having some of it's former shape.Misc: The high level heat setting on your microwave "if it has one" normally insures that most if not all your peeps will explode.
**Only the "strong" ones will survive.**

If it's been more than two weeks, write it down

It's been about two and a half weeks that this song has been in my head. SO I'M WRITING IT DOWN!!!
Then hopefully it will disappear out of my head. :)

WHATAYA WANT FROM ME
BY Adam Lambert

Hey, slow it down
Whataya want from me
Whataya want from me
Yeah, I’m afraid
Whataya want from me
Whataya want from me

There might have been a time
I would give myself away
(Ooh) Once upon a time
I didn’t give a damn
But now here we are
So whataya want from me
Whataya want from me

Just don’t give up
I’m workin’ it out
Please don’t give in
I won’t let you down
It messed me up, need a second to breathe
Just keep coming around
Hey, whataya want from me
Whataya want from me

Yeah, it’s plain to see
that baby you’re beautiful
And it’s nothing wrong with you
It’s me – I’m a freak
but thanks for lovin’ me
Cause you’re doing it perfectly

There might have been a time
When I would let you step away
I wouldn’t even try but I think
you could save my life
(Adam Lambert What Do You Want From Me Lyrics on http://ezone4u.blogspot.com)
Just don’t give up
I’m workin’ it out
Please don’t give in
I won’t let you down
It messed me up, need a second to breathe
Just keep coming around
Hey, whataya want from me
Whataya want from me

Just don’t give up on me
I won’t let you down
No, I won’t let you down

So
Just don’t give up
I’m workin’ it out
Please don’t give in
I won’t let you down
It messed me up, need a second to breathe
Just keep coming around
Hey, whataya want from me

Just don’t give up
I’m workin’ it out
Please don’t give in
I won’t let you down
It messed me up, need a second to breathe
Just keep coming around
Hey, whataya want from me
(whataya want from me)
Whataya want from me
whataya want from me


Maybe someone is trying to tell me something. About who though??

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh My gosh!!

Disney has finally done it! They have created Repuzel the animated film. I have been waited for years for them to finally make this film. it was the missing piece of the princess puzzle.

The kingdom’s most wanted bandit is forced to make a deal with the golden-haired, tower-bound teen. The prince Flynn Ryder has sailed through life by looking good, talking fast and being lucky – but when he picks a mysterious and secluded tower as his hideout, it looks like his luck may have run out.

Flynn is knocked out, tied up and taken hostage by Rapunzel, whose 70 feet of magical, golden hair, which she can use like powerful tentacles[3], isn’t even the strangest thing about her. Locked-away and lonely, Rapunzel sees this smooth-talking bandit as her ticket out of the tower. One kidnapping and a bit of blackmail later, Flynn and his curious captor are off on one of the most tangled tales ever told.

They changed the title Rapunzel to the title Tangled to make more money. So it's not tilted towards girls. The last film Princess and the Frog lost money because the status of the film had the word princess in the title, which is totally crap. Oh well.

Dear Del Taco

Dear Del taco,

I am so sorry we have to part ways. You haven't satisfied my craving in a long time. You have been too soggy the last couple times, and have haven't tasted the way you should. Even you soda does not taste right! So, this is good bye Del Taco!
You have failed me for the last time.

Sincerely,

A sad costumer :(