Sunday, July 22, 2007

July's Man of the month







DANIEL RADCLIFF

For the month of July, we honor Daniel Radcliff as our man of the month. On the 23rd of July our young Daniel turned 18. So we can actually call him a man, because he is 18 after all! Daniel Radcliff, is specially know for him famous character Harry Potter. We all have watched him grow up through the films of Harry Potter and seen him turn more handsome throughout them. Not only has our Daniel done the Harry Potter films, but have done other films and live performmaces on stage.



In the next couple of weeks, a film called the " December Boys" will be coming out into theatres. Daniel will be playing a character called maps. Strange name.....but ok! Besides "December Boys", Daniel has got to do a live play called "Equus". Now you might have heard about Daniel branching out and doing some nude scenes for a play. Well this is that play.


Happy Birthday Daniel!


Can't wait to see in the next Harry Potter film!





The best walmart story to go down in History

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all th e alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away."

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"

And last, but not least ...

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

Regards, Walmart

Monday, July 16, 2007

A Cat named Phoebe


Once upon a time there was a cat named Phoebe. One day when she was a small kitten, she was rescued out of a box in front of Ralphs. This was the day that Phoebe met Katelin and her mom. While the mom was in the store, Katelin and Phoebe sat in the car getting to know each other. That night Phoebe was introduced to her new home on Woodside lane. Through the next couple of days, Phoebe got to explore her new territory and sleep between,under,and on sheets of her family's bed sheets. She mainly slept with a family members named Mercedes and Katelin.
Then one day Phoebe was introduced to another kitten named Crazy legs. From that day on Phoebe and crazy legs were inseparable. They both traveled from Phoebe's home and Crazy legs's home. Phoebe and crazy legs were best friends and the best play mates. Then after two years, Phoebe and crazy legs went to go play outside one morning, and when night came. Phoebe was the only cat that returned. That was the last time Phoebe's family members saw crazy legs.
From that day on Phoebe choose katelin as her favorite and has not left her side since. Phoebe would sleep every night with Katelin, and only come when she called for her. Phoebe respected the other members of the family, but liked katelin the best. Seven years have pasted, and Phoebe ( the jungle cat of the roof ) is health and alive. She is still attached to Katelin at the hip when Katelin is home. When Katelin goes on trips, or does not home home one night, Phoebe drives the parents of the house hold up the wall. Forever Katelin will be Phoebe's favorite, and Phoebe will always be Katelin's cat.

The end

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

A Midnight showing



Last night, a.k.a this morning my friend jenny and I got to see Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix. We got our tickets for the Imax showing about a month or so ago. Now let me fill you in about this premiere.
Now we are talking about die hard fans that come to this showing. Which is actually kinda cool. People dressed up in their costumes of their character, or their favorite house. I got dressed up in my Dumberdore Army t- shirt, and my Hufflepuff scarf. I know, I know, lammmmeeee! I do not care though! I got in line about 6/7 0' clock. When I was walking to the end of the end,( which was wrapped around the 24 hour fitness) It looked like people had gotten there that morning to stand in line. This was just as bad as the star wars premiere I went to. There were chairs, blankets, blow up mattresses, people were ready!
I got in line first, then Jenny joined me with presents. Hooray! Love presents! Jenny showed up in a Gryffindor tank top. The funniest thing about standing in line, was that the people in front of me were all cast members from Disneyland. Around 9:30, one of the managers came by, and started telling everyone in line that they are going to let us in about in a half in hour. Which means that if you have any furniture with you, you have to go put it in your car. Gosh! Quickest half ever! Once all the furniture was gone, and the line started moving, it got everyone riped and roaring. When jenny and my self got in the actual theater, it was complete madness. Jenny has a knee injury, so we were able to snag sweet spots on the top dead center. They let that Imax line two hours in before the movie started. Complete maddess! People were saving rows of seats for people that weren't even there. That didn't go over too well. Let's just say, the managers had a lot of problems because of it. At one point while waiting, it felt like we were at our graduation again. People brought blow up beach balls and started tossing them in the crowd. There was hugh excitement when the second beach ball was brought into play.
Once it became five minutes until midnight, the whole theater wild and excited. Someone would announce every minute it became close to Harry Potter, and once it became midnight, everyone went wild!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




the theater announced that there would only be a time to put on the glasses, but no one heard it because we were all going wild with excitement. For this Harry potter movie, I was not at all disappointed, they did a amazing movie, and the 3D part made the most important part of the movie even more awesome.

Seeing a Midnight showing makes it more special because no one in the theater has see the movie before. So the whole crowd claps and cheers and has a great time during the movie, because they would not be there if they did not want to really see this movie. The whole experience of seeing the Harry Potter movie was amazing, which made it even more special because of the crowd I saw it with.