Gates

Workin' on a laptop, close to the end
of a job I've been doing since half past ten
I don't believe that it's frozen again,
the system has gone down-o, down-o, down-o;
I don't believe that it's frozen again,
the system has gone down-O.


So I took it down to the help desk guy,
and I said "make it better or I'm gonna cry."
He said, "I'm sorry, your computer has died,
and the data can no longer be found-o, found-o, found-o."
He said, "I'm sorry your computer has died,
the data can no longer be found-O."


To the roof with the laptop I did go
over to the edge and I gave it a throw,
and when it arrived seven stories below
it really made a mighty fine sound-o, sound-o, sound-o,
and when it arrived seven stories below,
it really made a mighty fine sound-O.


Well, that didn't do enough to ease my pain
so I went down to Dulles and I got on a plane
Sayin' "This is all Billy Gates's fault,
and I'm gonna be trackin' him down-o, down-o, down-o."
Sayin' "This is all Billy Gates's fault,
and I'm gonna be trackin' him down-O."


Touched down in Seattle and got off the plane
Hit Starbucks to get out of the rain
Paid all of my dough for a thimble of joe
full o' foam and the cinnamon brown-o, brown-o, brown-o,
Paid all of my dough for a thimble of joe
full o' foam and the cinnamon brown-O.

By Da Vinci;s notebook

When the Gates found out about my plan
he packed up his bag, turned tail and ran
Megalo-man took it out on the lam
and hid way underground-o, ground-o, ground-o.
Megalo-man took it out on the lam
and hid way underground-O.


Well the Gates been a-runnin' ever since that day,
he thinks he can hide but he can't get away.
When I finally find his little skinny behind
Gonna kick it all over this town-o, town-o, town-o.
When I finally find his little skinny behind
Gonna kick it all over this town.

In the spirit of Harry Potter month!!

A song to Celebrate the last part of Harry Potter life changing SOGA!
Harry Potter and the Drunk Teenage Animals Escaping from zoos

It's a troubled world
Have you seen the news
Kids of today in a haze of booze
Someone wake me up from this crazy dream
Little Janie's got a date with Jim Beam
But this horrible curse
Oh it just keeps getting worse
A kids birthday party
Sponsored by Bacardi

Put down that momosa
Wingardium Leviosa
Janie what have you been thinking
Expliarmus teenage drinking
Let Harry Potter kick your habit
So drop that drink just sorting hat it

Jordan what are you doing?
Harry Potter
Why?
He is the best
Yeah look but that's not what the songs about
No but is what the songs about
Harry Potter has a magic wand
And with his magic wand Harry Potter can stop teenage drinking
What?
In fact Harry Potter can solve all of the worlds problems

He'll stop hunger, put an end to pollution
Yeah Harry Potter is the ultimate solution
He'll stop global warming and all the rape
Just like he stopped Professor Snape

So let your cauldron bubble
And lets all forget our troubles
Dont be feeling down or depressed
Just climb aboard the Hogwarts Express

Forget all you sins
Come with Ron and the Weasley twins
If your wife is being a whore
50 points to Griffyndor
If your burnt by a Goblet of Fire
Just jump on your broomstick
It's time to get higher

Yo whether your a muggle, a wizard or a witch
If you got that itch then catch that snitch
He'll solve your problems no matter how tragic
Harry Potter, He's fucking magic
He's got a cure for AIDS, Something for thought
He'll smack it down just like Voldemort
He'll never admit defeat about Harry
Yeah if he were blind who would make me see
Slytherin and Ravenclaw even Hufflepuff and Gryffindor
Open the door get on the floor, everyone do the Dumbledore

Come on Benny dont be a stranger
Aloha Mora, Hermione Granger
But I cant read
Dont weep or cry
there's books on tape by Stephen Fry
So if your looking for that extra jolt
Choose that boy who lived with the lighting bolt (on his forehead)

And here's one extra final piece of news yeah
Got to stop those animals escaping from Zoos
Something else for all of you non-believers
The people responsible are careless Zookeepers
Late at nights when they leave open the cages
I find it, We find it, Outrageous
Outrageous

Juuuuly

July's Cooking Adventure

Seared Steaks with Caramelized Onions & Gorgonzola

Ingredients
2 tablespoons canola oil, divided
2 large onions, sliced (about 4 cups)
1 tablespoon brown sugar
1/2 cup reduced-sodium beef broth
1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar
1/2 teaspoon salt, divided
1/4 teaspoon freshly ground pepper
1 pound beef tenderloin (filet mignon) or sirloin steak, 1-1 1/4 inches thick, trimmed and cut into 4 steaks
1/4 cup crumbled Gorgonzola or blue cheese


Preparation
Heat 1 tablespoon oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Add onions and brown sugar and cook, stirring often, until the onions are very tender and golden brown, about 15 minutes. Add broth, vinegar and 1/4 teaspoon salt and cook, stirring, until the liquid has almost evaporated, 3 to 4 minutes more. Transfer the onions to a bowl; cover to keep warm. Clean and dry the pan.
Sprinkle the remaining 1/4 teaspoon salt and pepper on both sides of each steak. Heat the remaining 1 tablespoon oil in the pan over medium-high heat. Add the steaks and cook until browned, 3 to 5 minutes. Turn them over and top with cheese. Reduce heat to medium-low, cover and cook until the cheese is melted and the steaks are cooked to desired doneness, 3 to 5 minutes for medium-rare. Serve the steaks with the caramelized onions. Seared Steaks with Caramelized Onions & Gorgonzola