1% Milk

Dear 1% milk,
I am glad we crossed paths today when I put you in my cereal. We haven't see each other in a long time, because i switched over to fat free skim milk. It seems you are still bitter about that, because of the horrendous ache you are making my stomach have. i am sorry things have to end this way between us. ...I am a Fat free Skim milk women now. You are going to have to get over it!