1% Milk

Dear 1% milk,
I am glad we crossed paths today when I put you in my cereal. We haven't see each other in a long time, because i switched over to fat free skim milk. It seems you are still bitter about that, because of the horrendous ache you are making my stomach have. i am sorry things have to end this way between us. ...I am a Fat free Skim milk women now. You are going to have to get over it!

August Man of the Month

Elvis Presley

Why you might ask? Today is the anniversary of Elvis's death. On August 16, 1977, Elvis was to begin another tour that night when that afternoon Alden ( his friend ) discovered him unresponsive on his bathroom floor. His death was officially pronounced at 3:30 pm at Baptist Memorial Hospital.
The world stopped as we knew it when everyone had to listen be noticed that The King was no longer with us on this earth. His health problem took a turn for the worse 4 years earlier when his divorce from Priscilla took effect on October 9, 1973. He overdosed on barbiturates twice that year, and went into a coma for three days in his hotel. His drug habit started in the army, where they gave him sleeping pills to fall asleep during time time. He had a pill to make him fall asleep, and a pill to make him wake up. His death was caused by overdosing on drugs.

This is the day that everyone will remember that the King officially died.

Thank you Elvis Aaron Presley for changing the way of music for us!

Ten things I want to do before I die

Ten things I want to do before I die

1. Visit DisneyWorld
2. Visit Europe
3. Visit Prince Edward Island with Sarah
4.  Do a shark cage in Hawaii
5. Visit Graceland
6. Get married
7. Have a family of my own
8.  Live on the edge with hang gliding,para sailing, and wind surfing
9. Visit the White House
10. Camp in a national park