The best walmart story to go down in History

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all th e alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away."

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"

And last, but not least ...

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

Regards, Walmart

A Cat named Phoebe

Once upon a time there was a cat named Phoebe. One day when she was a small kitten, she was rescued out of a box in front of Ralphs. This was the day that Phoebe met Katelin and her mom. While the mom was in the store, Katelin and Phoebe sat in the car getting to know each other. That night Phoebe was introduced to her new home on Woodside lane. Through the next couple of days, Phoebe got to explore her new territory and sleep between,under,and on sheets of her family's bed sheets. She mainly slept with a family members named Mercedes and Katelin.
Then one day Phoebe was introduced to another kitten named Crazy legs. From that day on Phoebe and crazy legs were inseparable. They both traveled from Phoebe's home and Crazy legs's home. Phoebe and crazy legs were best friends and the best play mates. Then after two years, Phoebe and crazy legs went to go play outside one morning, and when night came. Phoebe was the only cat that returned. That was the last time Phoebe's family members saw crazy legs.
From that day on Phoebe choose katelin as her favorite and has not left her side since. Phoebe would sleep every night with Katelin, and only come when she called for her. Phoebe respected the other members of the family, but liked katelin the best. Seven years have pasted, and Phoebe ( the jungle cat of the roof ) is health and alive. She is still attached to Katelin at the hip when Katelin is home. When Katelin goes on trips, or does not home home one night, Phoebe drives the parents of the house hold up the wall. Forever Katelin will be Phoebe's favorite, and Phoebe will always be Katelin's cat.

The end

A Midnight showing

Last night, a.k.a this morning my friend jenny and I got to see Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix. We got our tickets for the Imax showing about a month or so ago. Now let me fill you in about this premiere.

Now we are talking about die hard fans that come to this showing. Which is actually kinda cool. People dressed up in their costumes of their character, or their favorite house. I got dressed up in my Dumberdore Army t- shirt, and my Hufflepuff scarf. I know, I know, lammmmeeee! I do not care though! I got in line about 6/7 0' clock. When I was walking to the end of the end,( which was wrapped around the 24 hour fitness) It looked like people had gotten there that morning to stand in line. This was just as bad as the star wars premiere I went to. There were chairs, blankets, blow up mattresses, people were ready!

I got in line first, then Jenny joined me with presents. Hooray! Love presents! Jenny showed up in a Gryffindor tank top. The funniest thing about standing in line, was that the people in front of me were all cast members from Disneyland. Around 9:30, one of the managers came by, and started telling everyone in line that they are going to let us in about in a half in hour. Which means that if you have any furniture with you, you have to go put it in your car. Gosh! Quickest half ever! Once all the furniture was gone, and the line started moving, it got everyone riped and roaring. When jenny and my self got in the actual theater, it was complete madness. Jenny has a knee injury, so we were able to snag sweet spots on the top dead center. They let that Imax line two hours in before the movie started. Complete maddess! People were saving rows of seats for people that weren't even there. That didn't go over too well. Let's just say, the managers had a lot of problems because of it. At one point while waiting, it felt like we were at our graduation again. People brought blow up beach balls and started tossing them in the crowd. There was hugh excitement when the second beach ball was brought into play.

Once it became five minutes until midnight, the whole theater wild and excited. Someone would announce every minute it became close to Harry Potter, and once it became midnight, everyone went wild!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the theater announced that there would only be a time to put on the glasses, but no one heard it because we were all going wild with excitement. For this Harry potter movie, I was not at all disappointed, they did a amazing movie, and the 3D part made the most important part of the movie even more awesome.

Seeing a Midnight showing makes it more special because no one in the theater has see the movie before. So the whole crowd claps and cheers and has a great time during the movie, because they would not be there if they did not want to really see this movie. The whole experience of seeing the Harry Potter movie was amazing, which made it even more special because of the crowd I saw it with.

A gilmore girl song

Sparks 'Angst In My Pants

I hope it doesn't show

It'll go 'way

It's just a passing phase

It'll go 'way

You can dress nautical

Learn to tie knots

Take lots of Dramamine

Out on your yacht

But when you're all alone

And nothing bites

You'll wish you stayed at home

With someone nice

But when you think you made it disappear

It comes again, "Hello, I'm here" and

I've got angst in my pants

You can be smart as hellKnow how to add

Know how to figure thingsOn yellow padsAnswer so no one knows

What you just said

But when you're all alone

You and your head

What's the computer say, it's mumbling nowIt says "hey Joe"

It's spelled it out and"You've got angst in your pants""

You've got angst in your pants"

But when you think you've made it disappear

You're sure you made it disappear

And you've still got angst in your pants

I hope it doesn't showIt'll go 'way

It's just a passing phase

It'll go 'way

I hope it doesn't show

It'll go 'way

Give it a hundred years

It won't go 'way

And I've got angst in my pants

I've got angst in my pants

A HORSE WITH NO NAME

A song that just makes me smile..................and think of Big Thunder mountain at Disneyland
On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound
Ive been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name cause there aint no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...
After two days in the desert sun
My skin began to turn red
After three days in the desert fun
I was looking at a river bed
And the story it told of a river that flowed
Made me sad to think it was dead
You see Ive been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your namecause there aint no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...
After nine days I let the horse run freecause the desert had turned to sea
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The ocean is a desert with its life underground
And a perfect disguise above
Under the cities lies a heart made of ground
But the humans will give no love
You see Ive been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your namecause there aint no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

May's Man of the Month

It's been a while.....yes it has! Sorry about that!
I would like to announce that the Man of the month is......................................................Hugh Jackman!

Why you might ask? This Stunning, handsome, and charismatic Australian is a very noticed man in Hollywood these days. We have seen Hugh play characters in movies we love, Weather he fights monsters from "Van helsing" and "X Men", to fighting bad guys in "Swordfish". Don't worry, he has his chick flicks like "Someone like you", and "Kate and Leopold" that we love him in too!

Ah! flash backs!

New Kids On The Block Memories

Norell this is for you:
~ Never goina fall in love again
Never goina fall in love again
Never goina fall in love again
Never goina fall in love again
Never goina fall in love
You said you never ever try to break my break
You told a lie
You tore my love apart
You said you always wanted someone just like me
You let me down
Baby you set me free
whether it's wrong, or wether it's right
won't take me through the night
tell me that you love me so, that you'll never let me go
Never goina fall in love again
Never goina fall in love again
Break one!