Kit kats and sports

I personally think watching sports is boring. Being there in the stadium or dome is different. When you are actually  there at the game, you have the atmosphere around to keep you interested. Overall though, watching sports is boring. Now hockey is the only except for my personal taste. The sport hockey is on ice and you are skating on very sharp blades, plus one wrong move you can slice yourself or someone else. The best thing about hockey, is that there are no rules to how you get the ball. If you have to slam someone into a wall, and then break into a fight to get the ball, THAT'S OK! It's fighting with sticks on ice. Brilllliant!
Now let's take baseball. I think they need to spice it up a bit. Here's one of my ideas, you have a free tagger on the field. Say you hit the ball, and you run to first base. Someone from the other team is a free tagger, and can tag you out before you hit first,second,third, and home base. Basically you need to haul ass to run, because you might not make it. My second idea is to release hounds into the field. You know dogs loves flying balls. On top of everything else that is happening, you have a dog taking the ball from you, OR running after you when you have the ball.
 Basketball isn't exciting at all.You just have a bunch of guys trying to grab the ball and pushing each other down. Not fun at all. Now, to spice things up this could get interesting. To make things more creative, have the actual basketball heated. The basketball will be heated at a high temperature,so if you hold it for too long, it will burn your hands. So no one really wants to hold the ball or it being passed to them. The other idea that would be interesting, is have the actual basket open and close continually. So, you aren't guaranteed points for shooting.