National "Anchorman: the Legend of Ron Burgundy" Status Day!
...Tits McGee is on vacationThe human torch was denied a bank loan.
I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it.
Let's go over the ground rules. Rule number 1: No touching of the hair or face... AND THAT'S IT!
Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Don't you know I'd never say fuck. Fuck!!
It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.
YOU STAY CLASSY San Diego.
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